Serious Conversation.
January 9, 2008The following is an excerpt from a real conversation between two friends. The names have been changed to protect their identities (do not IM these names, I have no idea who you will reach). They are not dumb girls, just clueless about prison (which is probably a good thing, right?).
FurRealFriend: If I murder bill will you visit me in jail
erinjennie: yes
erinjennie: as long as you are just in allegheny county jail
FurRealFriend: wtf
erinjennie: well, i don’t know how to get anywhere else
FurRealFriend: what if i go to PRISON!
FurRealFriend: county jail is sentences for a year or less
erinjennie: but you’ll be in the big one like in pittsburgh
erinjennie: right?
erinjennie: i’m talking about the big one
FurRealFriend: not if I KILL BILL
erinjennie: no?
FurRealFriend: the penetentiary
erinjennie: where would you go?
erinjennie: where is that
FurRealFriend: upstate LOL
erinjennie: i don’t know where it is though
FurRealFriend: upstate prison is a famous prison movie phrase, right
erinjennie: maybe
FurRealFriend: i will give you directions when I get there
erinjennie: like, usually in new york?
*sigh* Anyone up for a roadtrip?
I heart your iBlahhhhhggggg erinjennie. It’s the best like WOAH! I’m going to bring you a 55 gallon drum filled with Jif the next time I go to Costco!
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